Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Mystery of the Disappearing Snacks

Dt. Walrus- Panda Von Panda Detective Agency
Case file: 00042-178
Report of Missing Snacks
8-29-12, 10:41am
Status:  CLOSED


A call was put in to my special mystery hotline this morning by a distressed party claiming to be missing a pile of snacks.  I was asked to investigate.  I promptly placed my mystery solving hat on my head and proceeded to meet the distressed individual to begin my investigation.  Upon arriving on the scene it was discovered that Panda Von Panda was there as well.  Perhaps our superior mystery solving skills brought us together to solve the case.

At this time I found out that the complaining party was actually in fact Panda Von Panda.  She was hungry and didn't want to go get tasty noms.  She handed me 5 dollars to solve the issue of snacks that were missing.  And by missing, she meant I needed to go get them for her.  Walrus took said funding to the nearest snack machine and managed to locate two bags of chips, a candy bar and some granola.   These items were promptly returned to Panda Von Panda to much rejoicing.

This case has been closed.  Snacks were located and taken back to the rightful owner.  Upon returning to my Walrus office I noticed that my sandwiches had gone missing as well... but that was because I ate them all before I left to solve the mystery! 

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

I has a blog... no they be stealin' my blog!!!

Hello All,

It is quite fine to be joining my not master and partner in mystery solving Panda Von Panda.  I will be updating my thoughts on the various cases that come about, and give insight into how our many mysteries were solved.  Now, it is time to stuff my gigantic walrus face with fish and with tea!