Back from Vacation

Greetings everyone!

I am back from vacation.  Panda Von Panda walked into the office the other day with this big round yellowish wheel looking thing and kept mumbling something about Lunchables.  She saw me sitting there and told me that I was on vacation for a few days because she had a lunch meeting.  I said ok, so I called up my favorite relatives and asked if I could drop by for a visit.  They said yes.  Apparently they thought I needed sunshine and they wanted to go to the beach with me.  Here is a great picture of me with all of my family.

I think I look a little thin in this picture, but I am happy.  It is good to be back!

Case of the Hidden Mask

Dt. Walrus- Panda Von Panda Detective Agency
Case File:  00042-006
Search for Halloween Costume
Status: Pending


A disturbing revelation was made today when it was determined that Halloween was a month and a half away, and no efforts had been made to begin preparations.  My first reaction was to do some research.  I needed to find out what needed to be done, and where I could turn to for answers.  I turned on my trusty internets and typed "Halloween Stuffs".  This is what I found:

  

But for once, I was able to resist food and continue my investigation.  I located something called a party store that sold Halloween costumes.   I thought about it some and decided this year I was going to dress up as a human.  There was much disappointment though, as I located lots of humans, but not human costumes.  I got numerous compliments for my walrus costume, but it wasn't a costume...

Panda Von Panda is disappointed that this case is still open at this time, but has offered to assist on the case.  For a small fee of course.  I guess I will have to share what ever candy evidence I collect while this investigation continues. 

So Hard to Roll Over

Hello there all.  The case files will be updated shortly, as I am in the middle of an important case!  That's right, I am writing to you as I am in the middle of an investigation. 

Let's hope this turns out good!

Mystery of the Disappearing Snacks

Dt. Walrus- Panda Von Panda Detective Agency
Case file: 00042-178
Report of Missing Snacks
8-29-12, 10:41am
Status:  CLOSED


A call was put in to my special mystery hotline this morning by a distressed party claiming to be missing a pile of snacks.  I was asked to investigate.  I promptly placed my mystery solving hat on my head and proceeded to meet the distressed individual to begin my investigation.  Upon arriving on the scene it was discovered that Panda Von Panda was there as well.  Perhaps our superior mystery solving skills brought us together to solve the case.

At this time I found out that the complaining party was actually in fact Panda Von Panda.  She was hungry and didn't want to go get tasty noms.  She handed me 5 dollars to solve the issue of snacks that were missing.  And by missing, she meant I needed to go get them for her.  Walrus took said funding to the nearest snack machine and managed to locate two bags of chips, a candy bar and some granola.   These items were promptly returned to Panda Von Panda to much rejoicing.

This case has been closed.  Snacks were located and taken back to the rightful owner.  Upon returning to my Walrus office I noticed that my sandwiches had gone missing as well... but that was because I ate them all before I left to solve the mystery! 

I has a blog... no they be stealin' my blog!!!

Hello All,

It is quite fine to be joining my not master and partner in mystery solving Panda Von Panda.  I will be updating my thoughts on the various cases that come about, and give insight into how our many mysteries were solved.  Now, it is time to stuff my gigantic walrus face with fish and with tea!