Case File: 00042-006
Search for Halloween Costume
Status: Pending
A disturbing revelation was made today when it was determined that Halloween was a month and a half away, and no efforts had been made to begin preparations. My first reaction was to do some research. I needed to find out what needed to be done, and where I could turn to for answers. I turned on my trusty internets and typed "Halloween Stuffs". This is what I found:
But for once, I was able to resist food and continue my investigation. I located something called a party store that sold Halloween costumes. I thought about it some and decided this year I was going to dress up as a human. There was much disappointment though, as I located lots of humans, but not human costumes. I got numerous compliments for my walrus costume, but it wasn't a costume...
Panda Von Panda is disappointed that this case is still open at this time, but has offered to assist on the case. For a small fee of course. I guess I will have to share what ever candy evidence I collect while this investigation continues.
OH you have to post picture online! I LOV Walrus.
ReplyDeleteDude, that cookie looks good. I dont even know how I stumble on to this blog, but it was worth it.
ReplyDeleteif yo want a human costume yo may have to do it by hand. First find a large plump human, with nizs skin. some how seduce the large plump human, I heer fat people can not say no to cake. Once you have the human go ahead an just wear him promblem solved
ReplyDeleteI can't say no to cake either, OH NO!!!!!
DeleteWell You would be a good meal , I hear them crazy forks in in the south would eat a Walrus.
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